“i forget what eight was for” is more than a Violent Femmes reference —
it’s a shout-out to everyone who knew that list by heart…
and forgot it on purpose.

a lyric.
an anthem.
a feral emotional checkpoint for every Gen X kid who survived with nothing but sarcasm, mixtapes, and repressed rage.

this black tee, printed in lowercase vintage typewriter font, is a love letter to dissociation, cassette tapes, and all the feelings we weren’t allowed to have.

• 100% US cotton, ethically sourced

• unisex fit — built for burnout, brunch, or breakdowns

• vintage white print on soft black — worn-in emotional armor

• ribbed collar + shoulder tape = built to last longer than your 90s coping skills

perfect for emotionally exhausted adults
who screamed their feelings into a Walkman
and healed enough to laugh about it.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (like your emotional tone as a teen)

• Tumble dry low (like your standards after the 2000s)

• No bleach, no dry cleaning, no ironing — just vibes