because some of us weren’t just “difficult kids” —
we were emotionally neglected, overly independent, and raised by sitcoms and snack foods.

complicated like my childhood hits that Gen X nerve dead-on:
unresolved, sarcastic, and still casually showing up to life like everything’s fine.

this black tee says what you’d tell your therapist…
if you had more time at the end of your session.

• soft black cotton with lowercase white typewriter font (the trauma-core signature)

• unisex fit — for anxious adults who spent their childhoods regulating everyone else

• seamless design = no side seams, no extra drama

• durable print = like your coping mechanisms (tested and proven since 1984)

perfect for reparenting days, family gatherings,
or just validating your inner latchkey kid.

🧺 Care Instructions (on brand as always)

• machine wash cold — like your family dynamic

• tumble dry low — like your emotional expectations

• no ironing, no dry cleaning, no need to explain yourself